Tonight I feel resolved. And so, on Saturday, I am finally going to do something I’ve been wanting to do for 7 years. I am going to get two goldfish.
I’ve wanted goldfish for ages. I want to get two, put them in a classic round bowl, and name them Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. But it won’t be that one is Rosencrantz and one is Guildenstern. Rather, they will be Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
I am excited. Besides getting a hedgehog and a chinchilla (at the same time: I can’t have one without the other), R&G are my dearest pet dream.