Tonight I feel resolved.  And so, on Saturday, I am finally going to do something I’ve been wanting to do for 7 years.  I am going to get two goldfish.

I’ve wanted goldfish for ages.  I want to get two, put them in a classic round bowl, and name them Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.  But it won’t be that one is Rosencrantz and one is Guildenstern.  Rather, they will be Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

I am excited.  Besides getting a hedgehog and a chinchilla (at the same time: I can’t have one without the other), R&G are my dearest pet dream.