It’s my birthday today. Yesterday, I had a little party. Given my fondness for baking cakes, I decided to make myself a rather elaborate Castle cake. It was a bit kiddish, but fun. I don’t have a picture of what it was supposed to look like, but it turned out like this (though it had been cut a bit at this point):


It was cute, but, on closer inspection, one of the turrets accidentally turned out a little phallic:

Lesson to aspiring bakers: Do not use pink icing on castle turrets.
Edible glitter, however, appears to be very popular.

And that is the story of my Castle cake.
I don’t think Hogwarts ever looked more appropriate for the times.